December Lineup

5, 12, 19, 26 TOGA
6-7 Tommy Blaze
13-14 John Fisch
15-18 Dave Coulier
20-23 Dak Rakow
27-31 Rocky Laporte

January Lineup

3-5 & 8 Tom Briscoe
6-7 Eddie Brill
10-15 Greg Morton
17-22 Rich Guzzi
24-25 John Knight
26-29 Tom Papa

February Lineup

23-26 Bobby Collins

Showtimes:

Sunday
7:30 PM

Monday
8:00 PM

Tuesday
8:00 PM

Wednesday
8:00* PM

Thursday
8:00 PM

Friday
7:30 and 10:15 PM

Saturday
7:30* and 10:15 PM

*Times in orange are non-smoking showtimes

December 27-NYE!


online tickets available

If the cliché about comedy coming from pain is correct, then Fullerton resident Rocky LaPorte, whose life story reads like a Mickey Spillane novel, can't help but be funny.

An ex-professional boxer and truck driver shot three times and stabbed twice, LaPorte has literally been beaten into the form of a comic. But despite all the hardship, LaPorte remains one of the most lovable guys you'll meet.

Reminiscing on how poorly he did in school, LaPorte explains, "One time I brought my report card home and I go, "Hey, Pop, I got a "B" in reading!" He goes, "That's a "D" you idiot!"

Another childhood memory finds a young, supine Rocky gazing at the stars and wondering, "Where the hell is the roof?"

Rocky, described by blue-collar empress Roseanne as "Very funny. Very good," is a veteran of numerous TV appearances. He's had stints on Comic Strip Live, A&E's Evening At the lmprov and Caroline's Comedy Hour.